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Update: My song of love for both the Big Bad Cat and anal sex was Fleshbotted by the lovely Madeline. You’re such a love, Mads. Thank you!
It was the first time it’s ever happened to me, did you know that?
Anal sex I have had by the bucketload. (Although the imagery doesn’t work, the quantities do, [...]

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“You may eat the cookie, but you may not use your hands.”
That dastardly cat. He baits me with chocolate chunky cookies that would tempt the Archangel Gabriel (Garcia Marquez?) and he know — he knows! — I will be powerless to resist. However, I have a secret weapon — my all-encompassing ability to eat, despite [...]

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No-one touches me like you. Only for you am I able to gush so copiously.

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